BREAKING NEWS! #DonaldTrump has just been SHOT by a sniper outside of Racine, WI!
Campaign manager is actually blaming #Anonymous for the assassination attempt - proving there are still new lows the #Trump campaign can sink to!
Campaign manager is actually blaming #Anonymous for the assassination attempt - proving there are still new lows the #Trump campaign can sink to!
Donald Trump Shot by Sniper, Campaign Claims Anonymous Responsible
In breaking news, Donald Trump has just been rushed via helicopter to St Mary’s Medical Center Heliport, in Racine, Wisconsin after suffering a .308 caliber gun…
In breaking news, Donald Trump has just been rushed via helicopter to St Mary’s Medical Center Heliport, in Racine, Wisconsin after suffering a .308 caliber gun shot wound to the upper torso.
The sniper has not yet been found, and several groups have claimed responsibility, but the Trump campaign is blaming the “hacktivist” group Anonymous, which famously “punked” the presidential candidate a couple of weeks ago, causing him to humiliate himself by claiming he was “hacked” when the
Anonymous is hardly known for violence of any sort, let alone assassinations, but facts have never stood in the way of the Trump campaign.
“We’re certain it was Anonymous,” Texas tea partier Katrina Pierson, Trump’s national spokesperson said. “They made Mr. Trump look like a fool and ever since then he has been messing up every time he speaks in public.”
She added, “we blame Anonymous and their #OpWhiteRose for throwing Mr. Trump off his game.”
But did they have anything to do with this assassination attempt? It seems unlikely, but Pierson doesn’t doubt it one bit.
“These thugs just want to stop Mr. Trump from making America great again – by rounding up 11 million people in door-to-door police state raids, by punishing women for having abortions, or miscarriages that the police think might be abortions,” she continued.
“Mr. Trump knows that white supremacy – I mean, American supremacy – cannot be achieved when we still let these Muslims into this country. And the ones who are here? We need to make them wear ID badges so we know for sure if they are Muslims or just someone who looks inferior to Mr. Trump.”
“But now,” she added, lamenting the fate of her employer, “now there is a real set back for his campaign.”
Trump is expected to make a full recovery, however, as Pierson explained “the Anonymous sniper shot Mr. Trump in the torso where one would normally expect to find a human heart. Mr. Trump was born with a congenital condition called cardiac abscessus, however, that caused him to have a puss-filled sac where you and I have hearts.”
“The puss-sac in his chest was ruptured, but he is expected to make a full recovery and be at his scheduled rally in Racine Civic Center – Memorial Hall tomorrow,” she concluded
Our contacts from Anonymous say they had nothing to do with this incident and it is “yet another example of the Trump campaign pointing the finger at whoever they want to demonize, in order to eliminate voices of dissent.”
Who do you think is responsible for this assassination attempt? We will update this story after April 1st, with any additional details.
The sniper has not yet been found, and several groups have claimed responsibility, but the Trump campaign is blaming the “hacktivist” group Anonymous, which famously “punked” the presidential candidate a couple of weeks ago, causing him to humiliate himself by claiming he was “hacked” when theAnonymous is hardly known for violence of any sort, let alone assassinations, but facts have never stood in the way of the Trump campaign.
“We’re certain it was Anonymous,” Texas tea partier Katrina Pierson, Trump’s national spokesperson said. “They made Mr. Trump look like a fool and ever since then he has been messing up every time he speaks in public.”
She added, “we blame Anonymous and their #OpWhiteRose for throwing Mr. Trump off his game.”
But did they have anything to do with this assassination attempt? It seems unlikely, but Pierson doesn’t doubt it one bit.
“These thugs just want to stop Mr. Trump from making America great again – by rounding up 11 million people in door-to-door police state raids, by punishing women for having abortions, or miscarriages that the police think might be abortions,” she continued.
“Mr. Trump knows that white supremacy – I mean, American supremacy – cannot be achieved when we still let these Muslims into this country. And the ones who are here? We need to make them wear ID badges so we know for sure if they are Muslims or just someone who looks inferior to Mr. Trump.”
“But now,” she added, lamenting the fate of her employer, “now there is a real set back for his campaign.”
Trump is expected to make a full recovery, however, as Pierson explained “the Anonymous sniper shot Mr. Trump in the torso where one would normally expect to find a human heart. Mr. Trump was born with a congenital condition called cardiac abscessus, however, that caused him to have a puss-filled sac where you and I have hearts.”
“The puss-sac in his chest was ruptured, but he is expected to make a full recovery and be at his scheduled rally in Racine Civic Center – Memorial Hall tomorrow,” she concluded
Our contacts from Anonymous say they had nothing to do with this incident and it is “yet another example of the Trump campaign pointing the finger at whoever they want to demonize, in order to eliminate voices of dissent.”
Who do you think is responsible for this assassination attempt? We will update this story after April 1st, with any additional details.